My Derp - A Stupid Virtual Pet ANDROID Game

Meet your Derp: NOT the cute lovely boring virtual pet you are used to. Be prepared for some action while you take care of him in this impossible and weird adventure. Can you keep him alive?

Derp will burp, poop, get really dirty and get himself into freaky accidents you can't even imagine! Can you handle all this mess?

Try to keep him well fed, healthy and clean long enough to bring Derp into adulthood and to unlock secret shapes. Play the super fun box minigame and earn coins to buy food, medical supplies and several other items to make sure Derp is surviving his own hash. But be extra careful: accidents such as a huge fire or a bug attack will put Derp's little life at risk all the time, and it's your job to protect him!

But don't get too sad when Derp dies, his life will end eventually. So, YOLO! Play with him, bang his head against a brick wall and make sure he makes the most out of his (short) messy troubled life! Another one is just around the corner and your crazy and very difficult journey will begin again.